Señor Voro (Spanish for The Lesser Spotted Ukrainian) is the secret identity of Don Diego Andriy Voronin, a nobleman and super sub living in the post-Houllier era of Liverpool.
The character has undergone several changes through the years (Koln, Bayer Levekusen and Borussia Mochoftenmispronouncedgladbach to name a few), but the typical image of him is a masked outlaw who defends the bench of liverpool against tyrannical cold of Northern England. Not only is he much too cunning and foxlike for bumbling managers to notice his talent, but he delights in publicly displaying a shocking ponytail.
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