Monday, October 26, 2009

The Legend of Voro.




SeƱor Voro (Spanish for The Lesser Spotted Ukrainian) is the secret identity of Don Diego Andriy Voronin, a nobleman and super sub living in the post-Houllier era of Liverpool.
The character has undergone several changes through the years (Koln, Bayer Levekusen and Borussia Mochoftenmispronouncedgladbach to name a few), but the typical image of him is a masked outlaw who defends the bench of liverpool against tyrannical cold of Northern England. Not only is he much too cunning and foxlike for bumbling managers to notice his talent, but he delights in publicly displaying a shocking ponytail.

Voroninio



I'm so happy, so happy to be the winner of the annual Ukrainian Woman's Weekly's model/supersub... And not the other way around...

Tropical Voronin



Sweating Bullets (because goals are too difficult)
Watch as Andriy and Silvie Girard arrive, warm the bench and solve crime in the picturesque Key Mariah.

Smackdown vs. Raw vs. Voronin



Smackdown vs. Raw returns with your favorite WWE Superstars, Super Subs and high impact action.
Including Hell in a Cell, Benchwarmer and Main in Ukraine modes.

The Riders of Vorohan.



Arise Voronin, leader of the horse-people of Vorohan.